Showing posts with label witticisms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label witticisms. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

"This is a free country."

"No, this is a democracy and the majority of us don't like what is going on here." - Ice-T (sp?) on CSI:SVU

Responding to, uhm some sort of "bad guy."


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Firefox is the Safest Browser Because...

Recently the Firefox start page started advertising itself as the world's safest browser. For the record the merits of this are up for debate, no one has decisively claimed that title yet. (Also, the add-in's that have helped make FF so popular may increase or decrease security.)

Anyway, the best part of the whole thing is this:

Using [Firefox] is the safest way to surf the web because:

  • We don’t try to tackle the problem alone. An international community of security experts is working around the clock to make your web browsing safer (thanks to our open source way of doing things). It’s like having your neighborhood watch led by a group of highly trained ninjas. [Emphasis Added]
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Hmk, so that's what those Firefox developer's are up to...

@ Tubagirl: Not all of my posts that show up were written during work hours, but scheduled to show up during the morning. If I write several posts at once I generally schedule them out two or three days in a row.


Thursday, November 29, 2007

Best Plan

(Over texts)

Me: I am almost ready to die here... [after three and a half hours of student presentations]
Chip: Fake a seizure or stroke. Convulse your way out the door. Best plan.